()&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp啥?
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp众人听了白小猪的话,顿时一阵懵逼。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp特别是高小幂,听得更是一头雾水。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这头猪,怎么对“鸡”这么感兴趣了?
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp要是放在她生活的时空,他这番话,必定让人浮想联翩啊!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“小白猪,你到底怎么回事,最近为何对鸡如此痴迷?
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐憎斜眼望了白头猪一眼,问道。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“师师父,我也不知道,但就是喜欢鸡!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp白小猪吐了吐舌头,不好意思地道:“总之,师父但凡看到有鸡,或者有和鸡有关的任务,交给俺小猪就对啦!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“”唐憎顿时无语。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“悟空,你去将那个白骨夫人抓来?”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐憎又看着孙悟空。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“师师父”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp孙悟空挠了挠头,咧嘴笑道:
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“不是俺老孙不去,刚才你也看到了,我出手太重,还没抓她,她骨头就已经碎了,怕师父责怪!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐憎沉吟,这倒是实话,孙猴子的手,向来不知轻重的!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这也是他以前从不会让孙猴子保护高小幂和赵晓彤的原因。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐憎又看了一眼沙悟净,这个大胡子,直接不吭声。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他估计,他就是踹他一脚,也不能踹出个屁!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐憎的神情,忽然变得古怪起来。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp众徒弟望着他古怪的神情,俱都感觉很疑惑,师父这是怎么了?
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp莫非,伤心了?
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“嗷呜,师父,要不然还是俺老猪去吧”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp猪八戒赶紧拍马屁
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp但是。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐憎却伸出了一根手指,笑眯眯的道:“不”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“嘿嘿嘿”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐憎神情怪异地道:“这次,为师要亲自去!而且,你们不去,绝对是你们的损失啊!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐憎说完,拿起他的极光板砖,向众人挥了挥手,朝着刚才几个残余妖怪逃走的方向去了。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“哎,唐憎,你注意安全啊!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp高小幂一愣,旋即大喊道。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“放心,白骨精遇到贫僧,只会垂涎三尺,却绝不会有安全问题的!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐憎回眸一笑,身子突然从原地消失了。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp孙悟空摸着猴头,有点神经质地道:
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“为什么说不去,是咱们的损失呢?”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp白头猪忽然一拍脑门,大喝道:“莫非,哪里有很多鸡?”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“哐”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp猪八戒直接给了白头猪的猪头一巴掌,冷喝道:“就知道鸡,你还能想点别的么?”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp白头猪嘟哝着道:“能啊,还有鸡蛋,鸡肉,鸡胸脯,鸡屁股”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp众人顿时无语。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“哇哇”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐憎走了没多久,突然,一阵乌鸦的声音响起。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp切,真是晦气!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“轰隆”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐憎直接凝聚了一个雷霆火球,直接朝着声音的方向扔去。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“嘎嘎”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp顿时,十几只乌鸦,直接被炸得血肉模糊。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp只剩下了一只乌鸦,朝着白骨洞方向飞去。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp草,居然还有漏网的!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐憎气得不行,忽然身子一掠,腾空而起。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他披着袈裟御空而行,直接朝着那只乌鸦的方向追了过去。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“嘎嘎”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp那只乌鸦本来刚从雷霆火球的恐怖中摆脱出来,心神未定,突然又发现那个和尚追了过来,顿时吓得眼睛都快翻白了。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp它赶紧一个俯冲,朝着茂密的丛林中钻了进去,转眼便消失不见了。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐憎的身子也跟着俯冲,却哪里还有那只乌鸦的声影?
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp雾草!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐憎一愣,感觉这个乌鸦不一般!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp又走了很久,唐憎却依然没有发现白骨精的身影。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他不禁怀疑,西游记里的白骨精,是不是根本就不会在这里出现?
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp莫非,剧情变了?
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp正当他愣神间,突然,系统的嗲嗲的声音响了起来。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“叮!系统发布主线任务,全方位收服白骨精,奖励1000万点西游豆!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“叮!对此任务,宿主可以选择接受或者拒绝!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp啥?收服?
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐憎顿时有点恍惚。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“系统,不是应该将白骨精打死么,怎么是收服?是不是任务搞错了玩贫僧?”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“宿主,任务没错!”系统干脆地回答。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐憎疑惑问道:“不就是收服一个白骨精,居然有1000万点西游豆?”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他可是记得,白骨精的实力,并不怎么样啊!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp再说了,以前系统真是太抠门了,一个任务,才几十到几十万西游豆,这一次,怎么会这么多?
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp多得简直有点离谱啊!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“白骨精不是一般的妖怪!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp系统沉声道:“宿主请想想,白骨精在化成白骨前,玉帝恨不得将她收入后宫,如来恨不得让她当佛界圣女,地府的地藏圣王恨不得立刻将她的魂勾回地府”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“这么一个女妖精,当然值很多西游豆了!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐憎眼中顿时在发光。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我靠,贫僧以前还小瞧白骨精了啊!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“系统,贫僧知道了,这个任务,贫僧必须接受啊!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐憎迫不及待地回答。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“宿主,你真的接受?”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp系统似乎吃了一惊。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“本系统都提醒过宿主,白骨精的背后,有多少势力了!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐憎摸着自己的光头,冷笑道:“管那么多干吗,人生在世,活得潇洒开心就好!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp系统似乎有点急了。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“宿主,请三思!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你以为那么好收服的?关键是,宿主你真的敢收服她吗?”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你不怕玉帝吃醋派天兵天将来轰你吗?”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你不怕你上辈子的师父如来一巴掌拍死你吗?”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你不怕地藏圣王晚上让你做噩梦吗?你不怕那些公妖怪,男神仙追杀你吗?”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“雾草,系统你个女奸商,有完没完了?真够臭屁的,赶紧的,贫僧都接受任务了,啰嗦个屁啊!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐憎发现,系统的声音虽然嗲得很好听,但是用这种声音来反问,感觉怪怪的啊!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“叮!宿主接受全方位收服白骨精的任务!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“叮!任务说明:全方位收服,是指从身体、精神、灵魂三个方面进行征服,让她彻底成为你一个人的白骨精!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“而且,必须拥有她至少一个月,否则,任务失败!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“任务失败惩罚:无敌唐僧降级2级;扣除西游豆1000万点!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“奸商女系统,你出来,贫僧要奸了你!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp唐憎顿时有点怒了,尼玛,这也太坑宿主了吧!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp任务失败的惩罚,也太狠了吧!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp(第一更。今晚还有更新的。)